The zoomed out version is still blurred but there's a nice s..
The zoomed out version is still blurred but there's a nice shadow for you freaks.
2024-11-07 16:22:13 +0000 UTC View PostThe zoomed out version is still blurred but there's a nice shadow for you freaks.
2024-11-07 16:22:13 +0000 UTC View PostGot a little weird this weekend
2024-11-05 14:08:03 +0000 UTC View PostThe cream of the crop always rises to the top. DIG IT!!!
2024-10-31 14:17:08 +0000 UTC View PostIt's getting awfully spooky out here
2024-10-24 13:10:02 +0000 UTC View PostDid a fun show that had a photographer recently so I must post
2024-10-22 18:01:53 +0000 UTC View PostWe do a show in a Cat Cafe. I also do drugs
2024-10-16 13:29:27 +0000 UTC View PostRode the bull at the museum of sex. Pretty pitiful honestly
2024-10-15 13:15:46 +0000 UTC View PostDo you prefer front or back? Bonus bulge included
2024-10-11 13:27:25 +0000 UTC View PostMore content tomorrow. Been sick this week. Here's some heavy squats for ya
2024-10-10 13:01:29 +0000 UTC View PostHad a good time at Portola fest this weekend. Rate my fit
2024-10-01 17:33:45 +0000 UTC View PostHad a very cheeky summer day in San Francisco
2024-09-30 22:58:37 +0000 UTC View PostMfW I had planned on taking sexy pics today but instead I'm nursing the worst hangover I've had in a long time
2024-09-28 18:33:01 +0000 UTC View PostThis goes out to my foot soldiers, my sole brothers, my arch army. Burning Man did a number on my feet this year so I've been putting a lot of lotion on them. Plus I'm doing it in short shorts with my shirt off, so there's that.
2024-09-23 14:07:47 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you think is happening here?
2024-09-22 14:32:41 +0000 UTC View PostThrowback to when I was hosting a filming of a special but it looked more like I was directing a gay porn
2024-09-21 16:13:44 +0000 UTC View PostOk so most comedians release their little mini specials on Youtube these days. But I am puttting one up here. Mostly because I also strip to my undies during the set, and because the camera was rocking a lot during the set so its a little shaky. This was a really fun show in Kansas City, and I had a great time. Let me know what you think!
2024-09-20 19:41:51 +0000 UTC View PostGonna post something neat and sexy tomorrow. In the meantime, here's me in the gym. Sorry I've been lax here, ya boi is BUSY
2024-09-20 04:23:43 +0000 UTC View PostOk so this is a throwback to the first post I ever made here. Same speedo. Also in water at a burning man party. But since it's been put up before I added a few more old shots.
Also I'm gonna make an Amazon wishlist. For stuff you wanna see me in. Or take off. What would you want included?
Ya boi is back and dumber than ever
2024-09-04 20:33:26 +0000 UTC View PostI'm off to Burning Man. But managed to take some nice pics at the Grand Sierra Resort first. Alternate title: Infinite Marty Theorem
2024-08-23 18:48:41 +0000 UTC View PostIn one week I'll be at burning man. This will be year 8 for me. If yall are out there gimme a shout!
2024-08-18 11:37:33 +0000 UTC View PostWould you fuck me.... I'd fuck me... I'd fuck me so hard
Okay I'll admit this is a pretty weird one. If you're a fan of Silence of the Lambs, this is my Buffalo Bill impression. If you've never seen it, you'll probably still like this video.
I know the blurred preview looks like a full frontal but it isn't, no pole and no hole in this post. But there is a mangina.
Let me know in the comments if you'd put your lotion in my basket