Incline press. Every day working to being able to throw some..
Incline press. Every day working to being able to throw someone into the sun
2024-08-09 17:18:55 +0000 UTC View Post
martycunniecomedy posts
Is that a banana in your pocket or are you--- oh its actuall..
Is that a banana in your pocket or are you--- oh its actually a banana
2024-08-07 12:42:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Okay fellas, you're gonna see a price difference on this one..
Okay fellas, you're gonna see a price difference on this one. Cuz this is a big kahuna. I put a lot of actual effort into this video.
It's a parody 80s workout video with me in a jockstrap doing squats, deadlifts, step ups, and curls. Each workout has multiple angles shown. That's right motherfuckers this was a lot of production.
I get that this price point is a bit higher. If that's not for you, too bad for me. Dont buy it. But this is worth about ten of my regular posts, once you see it hopefully you agree. Hopefully the preview gives you an idea of what you're getting.
But I had a lot of fun editing this, and I hope you enjoy it. Please let me know what you think in the comments!
My face when you sign up for my email list at the link in my..
My face when you sign up for my email list at the link in my bio. If enough people sign up from a certain area I'll add it to my list when I tour!
2024-07-28 18:33:52 +0000 UTC View PostThrowback to when I did a drag comedy show as Martina Cunty
Throwback to when I did a drag comedy show as Martina Cunty
2024-07-25 00:59:50 +0000 UTC View PostIf you aren't on my social media you're missing shots like t..
If you aren't on my social media you're missing shots like these
2024-07-22 18:48:23 +0000 UTC View PostRemember kids if it ain't to the wrist it ain't a fist
Remember kids if it ain't to the wrist it ain't a fist
2024-07-19 16:43:04 +0000 UTC View PostI'll also upload my dumb little skits here too. Hope u like
I'll also upload my dumb little skits here too. Hope u like
2024-07-18 13:58:22 +0000 UTC View PostThe video version of this week's post. It's pretty much thos..
The video version of this week's post. It's pretty much those pictures in motion, which means pits, chest, etc. The butt shot is lacking tho, I will admit that. Plus soap! Enjoy
2024-07-18 13:54:06 +0000 UTC View PostOk ok I've been away. But the cabin had a camp shower so I m..
Ok ok I've been away. But the cabin had a camp shower so I made sure to take some pics. And if this gets enough love there's a video as well. Hope you enioy!
2024-07-15 21:11:56 +0000 UTC View PostBox jumps are hard. Keeping my balls from popping out of the..
Box jumps are hard. Keeping my balls from popping out of these shorts was harder
2024-07-10 14:44:19 +0000 UTC View PostWhy do guys keep hitting on me at these concerts
Why do guys keep hitting on me at these concerts
2024-07-08 00:10:25 +0000 UTC View PostI was too hung over to make new content today. Please accept..
I was too hung over to make new content today. Please accept these pics of me over the years on July 4 as an apology
2024-07-05 20:24:28 +0000 UTC View PostTuesdays I make the bootie go pop
Tuesdays I make the bootie go pop
2024-07-02 14:01:47 +0000 UTC View PostMe on the bike with booty shorts on after a workout. I hones..
Me on the bike with booty shorts on after a workout. I honestly thought I was sweatier than this but hey whatcha gonna do.
Followup question, I think I'll make a video of me doing a bike workout. Not full length but like more than 2 minutes. If I did that what should I wear? Poll below
More content Cumming shortly but here's a clip from my show ..
More content Cumming shortly but here's a clip from my show last week, right before I was blinded by the light
2024-06-28 16:37:40 +0000 UTC View PostI apologize, this weekend was supposed to come with a bunch ..
I apologize, this weekend was supposed to come with a bunch of new content from Florida including the st petes pride parade, but instead I managed to sun burn my eye balls so this was the sexiest pic I took all weekend. I'll have more stuff soon, promise!
2024-06-24 13:54:05 +0000 UTC View PostDamn I didn't think I was kipping but this vid makes me thin..
Damn I didn't think I was kipping but this vid makes me think otherwise. Enjoy
2024-06-18 16:28:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Ok I'll admit this is an odd one. Consider this testing the ..
Ok I'll admit this is an odd one. Consider this testing the waters. It's me sloppily eating a mango core for about a minute in the park (clothes on). Maybe you're into it. Maybe not. Enjoy
2024-06-13 13:41:45 +0000 UTC View PostI'll add a little cream to your crop
I'll add a little cream to your crop
2024-06-10 14:07:55 +0000 UTC View PostMan I'm slow these days. But I finally tried on the jock str..
Man I'm slow these days. But I finally tried on the jock strap and boy is it snug. Tried out a few poses. Gonna get some workouts in this bad boy soon, but for now enjoy the debut of this dick holster
2024-06-08 22:41:30 +0000 UTC View PostI went to Vail recently. I think you're supposed to snowboar..
I went to Vail recently. I think you're supposed to snowboard here
2024-06-03 02:04:34 +0000 UTC View PostIt would be homophobic of me not to post new content today. ..
It would be homophobic of me not to post new content today.
This one's for you foot lovers aka podophiliacs (yall really need a different name)
Two videos, one front, one back. Plus some pics. And I'm shirtless if that helps.
My first time posting feet stuff so lemme know how I did. Not sure exactly what makes for good feet content and I refuse to have my internet algorithm think I'm about that life so please gimme tips if this isn't up to par and I'll post more.
Okay I'm back. Sorry for the delay. New content coming soon...
Okay I'm back. Sorry for the delay. New content coming soon. Also if you're in Florida I'll be headlining in st petersburg in June. Join my email list for full details!
2024-05-29 20:33:20 +0000 UTC View PostSorry I've been AWOL on here, I ran into a family emergency ..
Sorry I've been AWOL on here, I ran into a family emergency this weekend and haven't been able to get to all the great suggestions you guys gave me. I'll be back on track next week, in the meantime here's a pic of me returning some videotapes
2024-05-23 13:04:40 +0000 UTC View PostButts, bulges, body pillows. If I sold that body pillow woul..
Butts, bulges, body pillows. If I sold that body pillow would you buy it? I'd probably take a new pic... Also trying out blurry previews, lemme know if you like that
2024-05-17 19:56:16 +0000 UTC View Post
