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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
“Robin, get in the car.”
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“Robin, get in the car.”
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2024-12-09 13:00:48 +0000 UTC View PostDid you know Jesus drove a Honda but just didn’t talk about it?
John 12:49: “For I did not speak of my own accord.”
2024-12-09 12:00:48 +0000 UTC View PostHow do you talk to Italian ghosts?
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