If you place your phone in just the right place, you give your crotch a shadow patch......please save this important information- never know when it could come in handy
2024-10-28 19:47:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Promotional poster asking you to join the porn army?!?!
2024-10-28 19:36:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Turn your phone sideways...
...ok now am i blind or do those 💋 fuckin resemble Homer Simpsons mouth 🤣🤣
So lazy today cant even be bothered to pull my underwear all the way up
2024-10-27 17:42:20 +0000 UTC View Post
What weekends should look like
2024-10-26 21:21:51 +0000 UTC View Post
When you take enough naked pictures, you start taking creative liberties
2024-10-26 14:56:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Kicking the door to Saturday wide open
2024-10-26 12:04:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Ready for launch.....or was it lunch?
2024-10-25 12:24:32 +0000 UTC View PostBehind the scenes its always fun 🤣 (also once again....my god my face from bawling all day is beyond filter help even 😭😭 why did i watch that fucking sad ass drama???!!!)
2024-10-23 20:05:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Bored in the house, in the house bored
2024-10-23 19:15:44 +0000 UTC View Post
