Arnold Schwarzenegger’s is big. Donald Trump’s is small. And..
Arnold Schwarzenegger’s is big. Donald Trump’s is small. And Madonna doesn’t have one. What is it?
2023-03-05 02:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostArnold Schwarzenegger’s is big. Donald Trump’s is small. And Madonna doesn’t have one. What is it?
2023-03-05 02:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostI want to have sex with you in public. Which one do you think i'll like the most??
2023-03-04 23:00:22 +0000 UTC View PostWhat’s one thing you want me to do to you that I haven’t done?
2023-03-04 05:00:38 +0000 UTC View PostSome people prefer being on top, others prefer being on the bottom, and it always involves a bed. What is it?
2023-03-04 02:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostI like to stay on top of a lot of things. . . . . . would you like to be one of them? 😏😈
2023-03-03 22:19:06 +0000 UTC View PostWanna take this off with your mouth?? 🤭
2023-03-03 11:11:31 +0000 UTC View PostCall my name and I'll take a glance 🙊
2023-03-03 09:02:18 +0000 UTC View PostIf “yes” was my answer, what would you ask me?
2023-03-02 10:01:11 +0000 UTC View PostI grow in a bed, first white then red, and the plumper I get, the better women like me. What am I?
2023-03-02 07:50:06 +0000 UTC View PostHave you ever played strip poker?
2023-03-02 04:53:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you wanna do in my mouth?😈
2023-03-02 00:08:31 +0000 UTC View PostI want you to dominate me tonight 🥵
2023-03-01 11:12:58 +0000 UTC View PostMy whole life is a comedy. Who wants to turn it into a romantic comedy with me?
2023-03-01 08:00:51 +0000 UTC View PostOver 1,000 people went down on me. I wasn’t a maiden for long. Something really big and hard ripped me open. What am I?
2023-03-01 05:02:48 +0000 UTC View PostI am in snap too babyyy and if you wanna have an access to mine, you only have to let me know, i'll give you a discount.😚
2023-02-28 23:03:45 +0000 UTC View PostTill the day I can hold you in my arms, I’ll hold you in my heart.
2023-02-28 08:03:34 +0000 UTC View PostWhat holds your buns firmly and makes them look round and pretty?
2023-02-28 05:03:23 +0000 UTC View PostHave you ever slept with anyone and then regretted it?
2023-02-28 02:03:41 +0000 UTC View PostDo you wanna see me play with my ass babe?? Hit me up cause i have a big discount for you today!!
2023-02-27 23:04:30 +0000 UTC View PostWhat gets wetter when things get steamy?
2023-02-27 05:03:20 +0000 UTC View PostWhat is your most embarrassing make-out memory?
2023-02-27 02:02:39 +0000 UTC View PostDo you have time to play with me now babyy?? Lemme show you my perfect body with this discount babyy!! 50% off sexting session😊
2023-02-26 23:03:59 +0000 UTC View PostThere’s approximately 8 billion people on Earth, yet you’re the only one I need.
2023-02-26 08:03:40 +0000 UTC View PostAn expensive piece of tail, I come with a large “pair.” What am I?
2023-02-26 05:04:03 +0000 UTC View Post