i go thru really weird periods of lower libido then higher, sometimes boob attention is just so-so, other times it is ELECTRIC.
this is one of the latter times. so i just bought a bunch of fun stuff on amazon.
stay tuned for tuesday :)
one comment i hate to get is "whoa you're about to fall out there!"
no, becky, i'm not. i've had these things a long time. i know what i'm about.
MORNING BROUGHT MORE CREATIVITY, next time i'll say "no, i'm good, but check on ya man's eyes...they sus"
y'all know the tiktok meme of using the backstreet boys song "am i original? yeahhh am i the only one? yeahhh am i sexual??? *crickets* am i sexual?!??! *more crickets* EVERYBODYYYY"
that's me with my tata towel. it's original. it's the only one. but neither it nor under boob sweat are sexual, can guarantee.
it's fuckin hotter than satan's taint and i'm as close to nekkid as i can be without bein nekkid...so thankful i'm headset only and NOT video chat....altho maybe if i WAS video support some of these assholes would stfu and stop yelling at me!
2022-06-14 18:26:09 +0000 UTC View Post
i am dying from heat stroke and it is barely june jesus christ
2022-06-02 17:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
new dress felt cute (see if you can figure out what order the pics actually go in)
2022-05-26 12:56:05 +0000 UTC View Post
this light is really doing something for me rn
2022-05-19 04:10:40 +0000 UTC View Post
it's officially sundress season and my yitties are here. for. it.
2022-05-17 16:04:36 +0000 UTC View Post
how the hell did i get this bruise? wrong answers only
2022-05-15 14:17:45 +0000 UTC View Post
feeling like they was cute or sthg today
2022-05-12 23:52:36 +0000 UTC View Post
my body has decided to basically attack itself with ugliness so please enjoy this that i took at the airport before i ended up with hives everywhere that won't go away 🙃 i'm dropping membership price bc i'm not posting like i should.....sorry guys
2022-05-02 00:47:34 +0000 UTC View Post
something oily this way comes....
2022-04-16 18:49:21 +0000 UTC View Post
hey guys, i'm sorry for the lull in posts...there was a significant, unexpected death in my family that kind of ground everything to a halt, but regular posting is resuming now :)
sad bullshit aside, can we all just appreciate how my tit is literally bigger than my head?
low key loving the color variation this morning...
2022-03-22 11:53:48 +0000 UTC View Post
my dog jumped on me and landed square on my left titty, i'm shocked it doesn't have bruises...but she still looks damn good even if it hurts like a biiiiitch
2022-03-19 03:23:33 +0000 UTC View Post
HOLY FUCKING SHITBALLS, GEORGIA. WAY TO SNAP US BACK TO REALITY WITH TEMPS IN THE TEENS. I'M FREEZING!!!
2022-03-13 12:51:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Going through some of my lingerie and I found a forgotten piece...never been worn! Rectifying that today for suuuure. I think there needs to be more photos taken later...how about you?
2022-03-11 12:05:43 +0000 UTC View Post
road trippin' or road nippin'?
2022-03-09 20:48:55 +0000 UTC View Post
it's really a whodunnit as to who wounded my left titty :(
2022-03-04 04:17:17 +0000 UTC View Post
jesus christ time flies and i am ridic. also this is the tightest/wrinkliest my nip has ever been!
2022-02-25 05:30:56 +0000 UTC View PostUpdate: everyone has gotten their message with the free month--if you're not seeing a notification, go check!
2022-02-08 16:10:15 +0000 UTC View Post
good morning y'all! i am seriously slacking--SO SORRY! i'll be sending out a free month to anyone still subscribed since i've been such a fa this month. new job is wild the first few months of the year, i'm told, and i believe it! first time i have had two days off in a week (usually just one) since november last week...and they already asked me to pleeeeease work the extra day this week, SOOOO yaaaa
2022-02-08 14:18:04 +0000 UTC View Post
i just made something sooo hot...(at least i think so anyway) can't wait to share!
2022-01-27 16:40:52 +0000 UTC View Post
