

Work can be stressful. Budgets. Spreadsheets. Annoying colleagues. Emotional politics. Pay gaps. Pay cuts! My stress? Unprecedented. Taking ass pics. Fuck me, trying to achieve the right angle gives me fucking whiplash. Chiropractor appointment is 25 bucks, but you can just tip a fiver if you think all I deserve is a visit to my local pervy masseuse. Now excuse me, I'll be down my local job centre protesting for better working conditions for sluts.